The Kit to my Kat

unsaviored:

can you imagine if tumblr just decided to shut down and you see all these confused teenagers coming out of their house squinting at the sun

(Source: unsavioured)

a-simplelimabean:

so my friend killed a moth and he kind of just 

amn-schreck:

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

Planks

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

circumcisions:

circumcisions:

sluttyoliveoil:

hey someone told me you remind them of an owl

who

FUCK